Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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