Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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