My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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