Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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