guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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