Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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