we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
