Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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