Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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