doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm gonna fight the coyote
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
