I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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