I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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