i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
thus making me awesome and them whores
it hurts more in the daytime
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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