Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
How's work?
Spinning.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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