"it" just moved
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
