So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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