you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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