You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
