Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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