Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
one might say we're banned from that church
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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