I cockslap morals
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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