When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
pray to the hookup gods
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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