Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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