We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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