I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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