I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
what day is it and did you see me today?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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