I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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