Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
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So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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