It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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