So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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