And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Did you poop on the roof?
Is that a no?