Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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