exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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