This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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