I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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