cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You're like the curious george of whores
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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