they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
