My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
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her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
cat food counts as protein by the way
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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