Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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