Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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