check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I came so hard my ears popped.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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