I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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