hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
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