They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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