I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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