At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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