Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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