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(323): View more from California

i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.

(818): View more from California

she hot?

(323): View more from California

i don't wanna talk about it

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(317): View more from Indiana

One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom

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(530): View more from California

before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake

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(740): View more from Ohio

it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy

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(607): View more from New York

Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.

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(360): View more from Washington

So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"

(1-704): View more from North Carolina

That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.

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