Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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