I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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