she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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