You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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