just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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