No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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