i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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