ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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