All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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